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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Intercrack is whack!


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I'm all moved in to the new place thanks to the help of J. It took three trips by myself on Saturday March 11th and and three trips with J on Saturday March 18th. I'm finally out of the hell hole. So much for the namesake of this blog. ;-)
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It's official, I'm a Comcast whore. I got the Digital Cable Silver package w/ HBO + DVR + High Speed Internet.

I received the package at work today. Intercrack is back and boy my dealer sure knows how to push product. Digital cable for $39.99 (for the first 3 months) and cable internet for $19.99 (for the first 6 months). After that I will have to offer up my first born.

At least I won't see a god damn bill with the name "Pacific Bell" or "SBC" or "AT&T" or "The New AT&T" or "AT&T powered by SBC" or whatever they decide to call themselves next year. Sorry SBC, you can't run away from a bad reputation. Thanks for playing.

Now I only have to deal with one "evil corporation". Thank god for small favors.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Checking in...

Hey there! So... how's it going? ;-)

I'm in the middle of moving so I haven't had a lot of time to kill (i.e. blogging about random things). Also, I don't have Internet access at the new digs yet and stealing low signal wireless is a frustrating experience. Comcast is on their way and I'll eventually get my Intercrack back.

Oh BTW, I found another dangerous food outlet in my new hood... PANDA EXPRESS.

/begin rant/ OK, I have a question... Why does Panda Express even bother making anything besides Orange Chicken? As I was thinking about this in line today, the guy in front of me changed his mind and asked for a double serving of Orange Chicken. It's as if the "Panda Chef" started with Orange Chicken and then ran out of inspiration.

I always challenge myself to try something else and I always regret it. Chicken and Potato? Now that's authentic Chinese cuisine. They're not even trying. Come on' Panda! /end rant/