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Monday, January 30, 2006

Who knew?


It's true... team mascots eat babies Posted by Picasa


So there we are in the Marina Walgreens. I'm looking for the umbrella sales rack with J, and at this point we have walked around the store at least twice.

Finally I get over the traditional male urge to avoid asking for directions. I ask the counter guy where the umbrellas are located and he calls over a coworker to help us. I didn't realize it was going to get this involved, and later on we find out there is a reason why he asked for a female coworker. Don't worry, we'll get back to that in a second. At this point I expected the guy to hand us paperwork for a background check.

We follow the Walgreens Associate to the stock room door. I assumed that they had run out and the girl was going to get more from the store room. Suddenly J says that he thinks she went into the women's bathroom. We both thought it was strange that she decided to take a pit stop, but whatever, we were on a mission. Moments later she opens the door and appears with an assortment of umbrellas.

J turns to her and asks "You keep the umbrellas in the women's bathroom?". To which she simply replied "Yes." No explanation. The Marina Walgreens keeps the umbrellas in the Women's bathroom.

WTF!?!

Monday, January 23, 2006

In other chicken news...


Does this make me look fat? Posted by Picasa


Reposted from Reuters without permission. oops, my bad.




SYRIANS OPPOSE U.S. BUT LOVE KFC

By Rasha Elass Mon Jan 23, 12:27 AM ET

DAMASCUS (Reuters) - The U.S. flag serves as a doormat to an office and nearby merchants announce "we boycott American goods," but some Syrians can't seem to keep away from American fast food at the new KFC fried chicken restaurant.

"I oppose American politics totally, but what does food have to do with it? Politics is one thing, and food is something totally different," Tareq Mashnouk, a 26-year-old fashion designer, told Reuters.

KFC opened its first outlet in Damascus this month, becoming Syria's first fully licensed American food franchise. It belongs to Kuwait Food Co. (Americana), which owns and operates KFC and other American food chains like Pizza Hut and TGI Fridays throughout the Middle East.

Syria has been reforming its socialist economy by allowing more private businesses to open, but some say the timing is wrong for the KFC opening. Similar fast-food outlets have been attacked in the Muslim world and elsewhere as symbols of the United States.

"To be honest we were surprised they opened this American restaurant in the midst of our political situation," said Tareq Farzat, 25, adding that he liked his Chicken Burger Combo and would definitely return to KFC with his friend Kalam.

A businessman welcomed the restaurant's arrival.

"Fast-food franchises are a new thing in Syria and (the opening of KFC) is a good thing," said Firas Safi, owner of Kuwaiti-based food chain Shrimpy.

Syria's political relations with the United States have deteriorated since it opposed the 2003 invasion of Iraq. Washington has since accused Syria of allowing insurgents to cross its border with Iraq to attack U.S. troops there.

Syria is also in a political showdown with the international community over its alleged role in the February 14, 2005 assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik al-Hariri and 22 others in a truck bomb in Beirut.

"SAFE" CHICKEN

The United States recalled its ambassador in protest days after the murder, and mounting international pressure forced Syria to pull its troops out of Lebanon in April after a 29-year military presence.

Interim reports by a United Nations inquiry have implicated Syrian officials and their Lebanese allies in the crime, although Syria has repeatedly denied any involvement.

The U.N. Security Council has threatened to take unspecified action against Syria if it fails to cooperate with the ongoing investigation. The United States reiterated the same threat last week, re-igniting anti-American feelings.

"I wouldn't go (to KFC) because it has an American brand name and business has a lot to do with politics," said Zakariya Tayyan, 26, a student.

But many others seem pleased with the KFC experience and trust American brands.

"This tastes good, and we'll definitely come back to eat here when we're in the mood for chicken," said a 45-year-old Muslim woman wearing a headscarf.

Besides, as the country worries about bird flu, surely KFC "examines its chicken before cooking it ... I trust KFC chicken more than any rotisserie," said Farzat.

The World Health Organization has said Syria is among countries at risk of bird flu after an outbreak killed four children in neighboring Turkey.

An Americana representative overseeing the restaurant's opening said other chains will open soon, declining to comment further. But politics aside, KFC may not suit all pockets in a country where income is low.

The average college-educated government employee earns about $100 per month, which is the price of five "bargain combo" KFC buckets each filled with 15 chicken pieces, a large order of French fries and coleslaw, five buns and a liter of Pepsi.

"It's expensive," said Farzat, who lives in the wealthy neighborhood where KFC has opened. "I've been to KFC in Dubai and Beirut, but this one is much more expensive compared to local income."


It may be in a wealthy neighboorhood in Damascus, but it ain't no Lower Chicken Heights yo!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

It's already the 3rd week of the new year?


Chicken wants out! Posted by Picasa


Time seems to be flying by lately. I've been working the late night shift at work (last week and this week), so that probably has something to do with it. I saw the picture above tied to a wire story on the bird flu. I couldn't help but laugh after seeing it. That is one determined chicken and you know what it is thinking. Chicken wants out!

So does anyone buy into the whole New Year's resolution thing? What about the idea that the new year is a brand spankin' new palette and everything will be oh so much better this time 'round? I think about that and pretty much con myself into believing it. Otherwise, I think i'd be pretty depressed if I didn't allow for it. It's kinda like the concept of the horoscope. As long as it motivates me to do something, I think i'll take it easy on the horoscope peeps. I'm a Cancer by the way. You probably already knew that. I'm just sensitive.. jesus christ.. BACK OFF! haha j/k.

Oh and.. my horoscope says 2006 is the year in which I meet someone special. That already happened on January 1st. Kinda freaky, huh? haha. I'm also supposed to do well financially. I'm currently competing for a fulltime job at work, so I hope that turns out well. 1 out of 2 so far ain't so bad and it's only January 18th. WOOT!

And is "woot" a west coast thing? I've had 2 or 3 people ask me what the hell "woot" means. I don't know where I picked that one up.

Have a great day! (cheesy walmart greeter smile)

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

This is why I love living in San Francisco


Muni patron catching up on some work Posted by Picasa


I took the train out to Golden Gate Park earlier today and ran to the ocean. On my return trip I jumped on the N/JUDAH and heard some rather loud typing. I look over my shoulder and saw this guy banging on a keyboard. I'm not talking about a PDA. I'm not even talking about a regular laptop. This guy had a full brown Compaq desktop keyboard with the cord taped to the top of it.

The keyboard was sitting on a book and he was typing rapidly as if he was taking typing lessons. After a while he took a break and opened the book. I managed to take a peek to see what he was reading. It was the bible.

My guess is that he was emailing God.

Only in the city.